The Unicorns – Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone? (2003)

The Unicorns, of Montreal, Canada. Lo-fi indie-pop/rock. Their one and only album, released in 2003, before splitting up in 2004. Like the (UK) Office, its a masterpiece that won’t be ruined by overkill.

1. I Don’t Wanna Die (2.03)

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2. Tuff Ghost (2.56)

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3. Ghost Mountain (3.10)

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4. Sea Ghost (3.42)

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5. Jellybones (2.43)

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“[Doctor:]
I woke him up and broke the news
After everything was sewn
I said: “Son, you’ve got a full-blown case
Of what is known as Jellybones.””

6. The Clap (1.26)

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7. Child Star (5.21)

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8. Let’s Get Known (1.57)

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9. I Was Born (A Unicorn) (2.45)

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“We’re the unicorns,
We’re more than horses,
We’re the unicorns,
And we’re people too!”

10. Tuff Luff (4.15)

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11. Inoculate The Innocuous (5.18)

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12. Les Os (3.32)

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13. Ready To Die (1.42)

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“I’ve seen the world, kissed all the pretty girls
I’ve said my goodbyes and now i’m ready to die.”