#thehitchershits

The Hitchers, Irelands finest straight outta Limerick. They’re best known for the anthem ‘Strachan’ that although I adore (best football song of all time, ever) although that doesn’t even make it on to this playlist of hits!

I first heard of them when Strachan was on a friend’s dad’s cassette tape way back in the 90s along with the likes of Sultans Of Ping FC. It was probably their only song that I listened to in the intervening 20+ years, until this year when I trealised that finally Spotify had got their hands on both their LPs. Ever since I’ve pretty much only listened to them and they might be one of my favourite bands now.

You Can Only Love Someone So Much – It’s All Fun & Games ‘Til Someone Loses An Eye

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“you can only love someone, so much. But you can hate them all the way to hell”

Killed It With My Bare Hands – It’s All Fun & Games ‘Til Someone Loses An Eye

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“now she’s doing liberace on the controls of the TV cos she knows Noel Edmonds on after the news, and she’d truly madly deeply like to cut his friggin’ head off but she thinks her actions may be misconstrued, cos her family all love him and they’ll never understand and her big sister just got off the telephone, and she wouldn’t have to sit around and be assimilated on her own”

Kimwildesongtitle – It’s All Fun & Games ‘Til Someone Loses An Eye

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“V is for vanity and values and varicose veins and I’ve got to tell you, you’ve got them all… except the values”

Wizzard Prang – It’s All Fun & Games ‘Til Someone Loses An Eye

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Someday We’ll All Grow Old & Die – It’s All Fun & Games ‘Til Someone Loses An Eye

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“then you’ll wake up one day, wrinkled and bald or grey, and if you payed your way out, someday we’ll all grow old and die, someday we’ll all grow old and die, but that’s fine, thats cool”

Liver – For The Want Of Some Better TV

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“yeah they said she had tasty legs but I don’t rate them, and I should know I just barbecued and ate them, I skewed her innards, I skewed her innards, and I served them to my housemates for their dinner, she broke my heart so I ate her liver and dumped her purifying carcass in the river, woahwoah”

For The Want Of Some Better TV – For The Want Of Some Better TV

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“kill them all and burn bodies, we can dump them on the beach, and be out of reach, I think that’s firm but fair, firm but fair”

Popstars – For The Want Of Some Better TV

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I Can’t Breathe In Outer Space – For The Want Of Some Better TV

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Not An Option – For The Want Of Some Better TV

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